you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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