Nicole vs. Life
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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