Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
