At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
