My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Two words: blizzard sex
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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