I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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