I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize