I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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