I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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