ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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