I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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