Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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