It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize