im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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