You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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