question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
