If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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