Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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