how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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