You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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