I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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