How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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