I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think people are normalizing furries
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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