Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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