Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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