sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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