Small penises have feelings too.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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