More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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