it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think i got beer on your cat.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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