Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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