do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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