Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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