The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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