I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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