I want to stick my p in your. b.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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