Plan B is the new Plan A
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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