I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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