i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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