Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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