Duck Duck Cougar?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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