this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize