and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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