she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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