I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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