Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i think i have two assholes
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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