What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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