"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Use "feeling words"
Yay
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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