remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
