Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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