Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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