I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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