As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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