if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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