So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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